They are spread out on the couch, Emma sandwiched between the two men, their legs extended on the coffee table, a heap of limbs and feet, naked and socked, cold and warm.
Emma goes to untangle herself, the two men around her pouting at the loss of heat and having to move - they have drunk four glasses of eggnog so far, making them feel mellow, as if time had frozen, and making Graham smile a little more and Killian sulk a little less - she climbs over their legs and grabs the tray with the empty glasses, swatting Killian’s hand away as he tries to grope her ass and goes to the kitchen to fill the glasses again, whiskey for her and Graham and rum for Killian.
The men move closer to each other filling the gap she has left and keep on watching A Christmas Story on the TV while tuning out the sounds of Emma moving around the appartement, so used to each other it becomes background noise; which is why they jump out of their skin when they hear her clear out her throat from behind the couch.
They lean their head against the couch in sync, watching her from upside down as she holds a sprig of mistletoe over them with a mischevious smile, Killian and Graham fake an annoyed groan before smirking at each other and putting on a show for Emma, who is moving to sit on the coffee table, one hand over their long legs.
Killian’s good hand goes to caress Graham’s stubbled cheek before taking a hold of his hair and pulling his face towards his and then they are kissing, biting, licking each other’s mouth, little noises of pleasure warming Emma’s core and making her pant; when they finally stop kissing to look at her she is seated on the coffee table, her legs spread out and the hand that is not holding Graham’s ankle is rubbing along her inner thigh, moving higher and higher, compelling the men’s eyes until they snap out of it and Killian goes to carry her to the bedroom while Graham turns off the TV - what a better way to spend Christmas Day for three orphans than in bed together.
[send me three words and a pairing and I’ll write a five sentences fic]
Oh I can do this.
“Love what are you doing with that bloody whipped cream?” Killian asks.
Emma looks up from across the counter. They are alone in the loft so there are only two mugs of coffee and no excuse for the ungodly amount of whiskey and whipped cream currently to be found in each and he’s already complained that too much whipped cream will dull the taste of the alcohol twice. She’s positioned the nozzle of the can against her finger and then presses down, getting a large puff of cream.
#this scene gave me so many feels #like theyre married and caroline tried to calm him down because their baby was lost #but since they cant have a baby, its pony then
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Nobody will ever be more disappointed with humans than Louis CK
This is why I love this man.
raising/fucking with kids, done right!
How depressing is it when “Oh Darlin’ What Have I Done?” by The White Buffalo is what your consider your OTP’s song.
Well, that escalated quickly.
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